Friday, December 09, 2011

Department Of Misappropriated Analogies - Part VII

At the optician:

Opt: There you go, I tightened your glasses' frames! How does it feel?

Me: This is great! I was getting really, really tired of my glasses always falling off my face, particularly during exercise!

Opt: The heat from your head softens the plastic of the frames, allowing them to flex and distort. You'll have to come in periodically to have that adjusted. It's part of the price we pay to look good!

Me: Like the women who come in periodically for a bit of plastic work. It's part of the price they pay to look good!

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