Oh, Tennis!

Seven a.m. E. wakes me up to make a Big Announcement:

"The Sacramento Kings are leaving town, for Las Vegas"

M.: (Mmmppphhh? That doesn't make any sense. They've kept the NBA out of there for years, because of the gambling.)

(Later, I get up and look at the paper.)

M.: Where does it say the Sacramento Kings are leaving town?

E.: Right here. See?

The Sacramento Capitals of World Team Tennis called it a match Tuesday, saying they would leave town after a lengthy run that included six league championships but plenty of financial turmoil, especially in recent seasons. The team has been renamed the Las Vegas Neon.

E.: Oh, tennis! Never mind!